theclearlydope:

Clearly kids are getting ready for college earlier and earlier these days. They learn to walk, read, write and then how do properly execute a keg stand.

theclearlydope:

If this is wrong …. why does it feel so right?

bunnyfood:

Indeed

machoturbo:

- the neighbor cat is taunting our old rottweiler

theclearlydope:

The economy is REALLY back.

theclearlydope:

Ron Swanson: Your mother cooked a breakfast without hog?

Ice Cube: Yeah, it was a good day.

Ron Swanson: I’m sorry son, but a breakfast without hog is tragic day. Now let’s go throw dice.

drug-rug:

Mama cooked the breakfast wit’ no hog

lindsaylohanthony:

pussytime:

wesleh:

Here you go my children, learn the actual facts before you go around blindly listening to whatever someone says, and acting on it. 

watch it oh my god

did-you-kno:

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